After burning her fingers on a hot paper cuppa joe a record-breaking 80,000,000 times, our Fuzzi Guru (aka, Fearless Leader Ann; Her Royal Feltiness; Duchess of Feltopia; Hey, You, Stop Doing That) finally snapped and declared, "Never again!" She hurled herself at the bewildered barista with knitting needles in one hand and that pathetic cardboard sleeve they call "protection" in the other, screaming wildly, "Why, Barista?! WHY? Why do you think that two pitiful layers of cardstock will save anyone's fingers from the scalding brown lava you call coffee? Are you not human?"

Two weeks of knitting and 8 court-ordered anger management classes later, she emerged with a renewed respect for minimum-wage coffee slingers and a basket full of knitted coffee cozies. This one in particular is made from green and brown camouflage yarn, useful for disguising that annoying dribble of coffee that always leaks from between the seam bump and the lid... *breathe, Ann. Breathe.*

Also sewn in is a handmade U.S. Army Logo Felt Fuzzi. It shows the world that you are a bad ass and aren't afraid a little sissy bari-, umm, that you are have tanks and assault weapons at your disposal. BONUS: Sleeve can also be worn as an armband or wrist-cuff, or you can even use these to decorate the many murky jars sitting around your house. We kid. *Those* jars are too big for these cozies.

Size: Coffee sleeve/cozy will stretch to fit over most commercial small/medium/large/tall/grande/venti/smiffnarg/varusha/squeezgardsn sized coffee cups.

Care Instructions: Hand wash with mild soap and warm water, rinse thoroughly, gently squeeze out excess water, and lay flat to dry. If this knitted masterpiece winds up in the washer and dryer... It will lose its magical powers of protection and mock you in front of your family, forever.

Felt Fuzzies are made from recycled soda bottles (EcoFi; 100% post-consumer). Hooray!