Caffeine... That wonderful substance fuels the global economy and grad students everywhere. It's also what's inside the scalding cup of coffee now burning off your fingerprints. Glorious nitrogen atoms. Sparkling oxygen atoms. Throw in some sassy hydrogen and stoic carbon... shake vigorously and you have yourself the wondrous caffeine molecule. Delicious. Enjoy.

Size: Coffee sleeve/cozy will stretch to fit over most commercial small/medium/large/tall/grande/venti/smiffnarg/varusha/squeezgardsn sized coffee cups.

Care Instructions: Hand wash with mild soap and warm water, rinse thoroughly, gently squeeze out excess water, and lay flat to dry. If this knitted masterpiece winds up in the washer and dryer... It will lose its magical powers of protection and mock you in front of your family, forever.

Felt Fuzzies are made from recycled soda bottles (EcoFi; 100% post-consumer). Hooray!